Signs that you are addicted to blogging, have way too much time in your hands and seriously need to get a life.
You check your blog at least once a day, if not once every hour, for comments even though you will be alerted about any new ones by email.
You have multiple blogs even though you have no idea why.
You have blogrolled at least 5 other people and check their blogs out regularly.
You are constantly on the look-out for things to add to your blog to make it more “interesting.”
You go through the day thinking at least once, “Hey, I could write a blog post about this!”
You actually recognise people better through their display names than their real ones.
You have learned the basics of HTML just to edit your blog template.
You are scandalised by anyone who doesn’t particularly like blogging.
You have edited “comments”, “links” and “archives” to suit the ‘mood’ of your blog.
You find that this post is not really funny but is eeriely similar to your life.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
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BLOGOMANIA IS CURABLE IF DETECTED EARLY. IF YOU RECOGNISE ANY OF THE ABOVE SIGNS IN YOURSELF, PLEASE TAKE IMMEDIATE PRECAUTIONARY STEPS. YOU HAVE SEVERAL OPTIONS. THEY ARE (ARRANGED BY ORDER OF DESPERATION, MOVING FROM LEAST URGENT TO MOST):
Get some self control.
Get busy.
Get a life.
Delete your blogger account.
Unplug your internet connection.
Download a virus, crash your computer.
Throw away your computer.
UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU HAVE THE LAST SYMPTOM (not finding the post funny, but similar to your life, etc.) IT’S TOO LATE. HAPPY BLOGGING!
i heard google is funded by the bush administration… bush realized that if he cant increase his iq to match the worlds….
eternal flunky
June 7, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Get busy.
Get busy. Get blogging.
vbk
June 7, 2006 at 7:29 pm
*gasp* What a heinous plot! You must be kidding, flunky
Er… I’m afraid, vbk, that you’re too far gone. Tsk, tsk.
Jan
June 7, 2006 at 7:34 pm
throw away my comp u wish, u cant get away so easy m gonna continue torturing u.. ha ha ha
rini
June 8, 2006 at 11:22 am
lol very humourous.. very intelligently written i say!
Abhinav
June 9, 2006 at 6:20 pm
ROFMLAO..im a freakin blog addict for sure..hehe..lol
Caroline
Coco
December 22, 2006 at 3:13 am
so I am now…. i even made a button/pin for my backpack today, loL!
http://www.vinceleste.com
Balong
January 14, 2007 at 11:58 am
I have to agree on your comment about being addicted to blogging but I have something else to said, I LOVE BLOGGING it keeps me away from the sanitarium
niteblogger.net
February 21, 2007 at 6:15 pm
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BadGirl39
October 13, 2009 at 8:43 am
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JXL92
October 22, 2009 at 8:56 am
If we create a system in which equitable access to national resources is guaranteed regardless of any form of affiliation, then people will no longer feel the need to fall back on these affiliations either defensively or offensively and political leaders who then seek to exploit our differences for their own ends will find themselves without followers. ,
driver33
October 23, 2009 at 8:34 am
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November 16, 2009 at 6:09 pm